"A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is big enough to take away everything you have"
Do you suppose Congress will demand that Santa use "Clean Coal", too?
Enough already, let Santa go bankrupt and break the damn Elf union. Why pay those freaking Elves a living wage and provide them Health Insurance? They live for hundreds of years and it is costing upper management and the share holders a fortune.Screw the Elves, send them back to the forests.......Wait a minute. Didn't we cut down all the forests for the Oil, Gas and Mining Empires during the "Herbert Hoover Two, The Stooge" presidency?Screw the Elves anyway, their just the little people.
I guess 2009 will call for a bailout of the Watertown Times, or at least many newspapers of that size. Makes perfect sense to me. A dinosaur that wouldn't adapt, got lazy, unresponsive, raised prices beyond the product, made friends with all the newsmakers thus stopped looking out for the people, and served mostly as a conduit for coupons, now wants our money to survive. It's getting more and more to be the American way.
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