Enough already, let Santa go bankrupt and break the damn Elf union.
Why pay those freaking Elves a living wage and provide them Health Insurance? They live for hundreds of years and it is costing upper management and the share holders a fortune. Screw the Elves, send them back to the forests.......
Wait a minute. Didn't we cut down all the forests for the Oil, Gas and Mining Empires during the "Herbert Hoover Two, The Stooge" presidency?
Screw the Elves anyway, their just the little people.
I guess 2009 will call for a bailout of the Watertown Times, or at least many newspapers of that size. Makes perfect sense to me. A dinosaur that wouldn't adapt, got lazy, unresponsive, raised prices beyond the product, made friends with all the newsmakers thus stopped looking out for the people, and served mostly as a conduit for coupons, now wants our money to survive.
It's getting more and more to be the American way.
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Do you suppose Congress will demand that Santa use "Clean Coal", too?
Enough already, let Santa go bankrupt and break the damn Elf union.
Why pay those freaking Elves a living wage and provide them Health Insurance? They live for hundreds of years and it is costing upper management and the share holders a fortune.
Screw the Elves, send them back to the forests.......
Wait a minute. Didn't we cut down all the forests for the Oil, Gas and Mining Empires during the "Herbert Hoover Two, The Stooge" presidency?
Screw the Elves anyway, their just the little people.
I guess 2009 will call for a bailout of the Watertown Times, or at least many newspapers of that size. Makes perfect sense to me. A dinosaur that wouldn't adapt, got lazy, unresponsive, raised prices beyond the product, made friends with all the newsmakers thus stopped looking out for the people, and served mostly as a conduit for coupons, now wants our money to survive.
It's getting more and more to be the American way.
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